Another....

Another dress that made me go "hmmmm...." I think she got all fancied up for a blind date at the zoo. She tried to impress her potential sweetie with something fanciful and feminine. Then, deciding the lions looked *just like* her kitten at home, but bigger, jumped into the den, in an attempt to pet them and wiggle a string in front of their heads. They tore her dress apart instead. Her blind date yelled for help, then ran.