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First off, the word snood in itself is funny. Like kumquat or squeegee. It just feels funny rolling off your tongue, and slightly dirty besides. More importantly, it's a hideous knittrocity. Even my great-grandmother, who had a few snoods in her time, would not have sported this.

And is that model one of those Barbie heads that third-graders practice their makeup techniques on?