Hands off!

This pattern has these mittens worked into it, all intarsia-like. It's supposed to look like you casually threw your mittens-on-a-string around your neck after an afternoon of ice skating and general winter carousing. Though this way, you don't ever have to worry about your carefully placed mittens falling off when you bend over. It looks to me more like someone's grabbing the boobs of whoever this is supposed to go on with grubby mitteny hands.